When I took my 85-year-old dad to Walmart, we noticed one thing that didn't please him.
A Very COVID Fourth
Davenport will conduct a real life social distancing experiment on the Fourth of July.
CoronaVirus: What It’s Taught Us (So Far)
“Oh, if I drink all these bottles of Nyquil (which were also flying off the shelves) I’ll have explosive diarrhea for sure.”
Jack in the Monkey Puzzle
Jack's skeletal fingers pointed out the fiery oranges in his crib ...
A Vernacular Story
Paint on the floor and deep scratches, no doubt from the spurs on some local yokels’ cowboy boots; then the burns. (Who burns their floor?)
Vets Voice First Show
Game Breaker was a true psychological trauma story cut in a massively comedic light.
Yoga Much?
To the posers who discordantly hum that downtown will never come back, remember this: Yoga, because punching naysayers is frowned upon.
The Legend is in the “Lake”
My hunch is that Lake Play is a stuffed up sinkhole.
Will Davenport Go Extinct?
As the thief of dead people's handicap decals once said during her pre-felony days, "The case to maintain the City of Davenport is at an all time high."
DACA Plans for Artful Future
Back in May I attended my first meeting of the Davenport Arts & Cultural Alliance (DACA) and was not disappointed.
Tortoise on the Run
With temperatures reaching into the low 90's in our Oven State and the heir apparent of creatures extraordinaire, I was brought a gopher tortoise by a bunch of my neighbors who had no idea why a one-to-five-pound tortoise would be running at lighting speed (for a turtle) through our streets and alley ways. We allowed... Continue Reading →