"We're not going to make it [to 2025]." said Mike Stripling, Davenport's water director.
Davenport will conduct a real life social distancing experiment on the Fourth of July.
When Mother Earth sent us humans to the corner ... she sent us us the possibility that we won’t return to normal until 2022.
“Oh, if I drink all these bottles of Nyquil (which were also flying off the shelves) I’ll have explosive diarrhea for sure.”
Should Davenport, Florida, commissioners place more thought into their own pay?